8 PM 76 Degrees and too much time on my hands.
I want to be a horse...
I appreciate the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the rat. I happen to be a snake and my husband is a horse. I wanted to be the horse. But no. I get to be the snake. Why the snake? I'm always the snake. I don't want to be the snake anymore. I want to be the horse. It's not fair. Not fair at all.
To play this game you have to know your birth year -- your real one -- not the one you tell everybody.
FIND YOUR ANIMAL HERE
Below are the choices:
CAUTION: Here is where I dis all the other horoscope animals.
Rat people are charming. An example is when we say "You dirty rat..."
Ox people are bright. Yeah.
I think this is where we say dumb as an Ox
Tiger people are emotional and cry easily.
Then they eat you. They are always really, really sorry afterwards
Rabbits play in the moon light and take crazy chances.
They are often found in mental health facilities...and not as the caretakers (hint hint)
Dragon people follow their own drummer. If they are rich then they are eccentric. It they are poor then they are deeply disturbed. If they are celebrities then they are in rehab.
Snake people are perfect. (Sneaky but perfect.)
Horse people are wild and free and will kick you in the butt if you turn your back on them.
They are not to be trusted.
Lamb people are shy.
They are wusses and are often given wedgies in the school lavatories.
Monkey people? MONKEY PEOPLE? Ha! Need I say more?
Rooster people are moody. They get up way too early in the morning and are often found combing their hair. Elvis is only part Rooster.
Dog people are loyal and honest. They will get nowhere in life.
Boar people are real pigs
So go. Look yourself up. Then tell me if you match your animal. If you have trouble I can help point out all your negative qualities...