Thursday, June 03, 2010

THIS IS A NEW ONE...

From Dewayne USA,

Dear Friend

How are You Today? I am Sergent Dewayne Pittman, an active American soldier serving in Iraq,

I am serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as our mission here is highly exclusive due to insurgents everyday and car bombs are attacking our peaceful mission here.

We managed to secure funds from the war zone. The total amount is US$ 23 Million dollars in cash.

We want to move this money out of Iraq now because this place is a war zone,however we plan to give you 30% of the total money and you keep our share of 70% for us till when we will come over to meet you in your country.this is a cool deal and you must keep it confidential for security reason.

No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in large box, using diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can you be trusted? Please When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. as a U.S soldier i am ashureing you 100% risk free.

The box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you want to handle the deal with us as partner.

Should you be interested, please contact me,so we can commence all arrangements and I Will give you more information on how we would handle this project.

Respectfully,
SSG Dewayne Pittman



DER DEWAYNE,
I DO NUT TINK SO.
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9 comments:

June Kramin said...

Tee hee... spammers just aren't even trying anymore :D

ORION said...

I know! and just think...he's named after the town he comes from...

Gay said...

I LOVE Tooloose!!!!

Anonymous said...

*LOL* Great response. Does anyone actually fall for that crap?
Aloha,
/Alexandra

Jen P said...

Lottery funds, deceased long lost relatives, even frozen assets scams - but using the Forces as a cover? Big unlike.

Holly Kennedy said...

It amazes me that anyone goes to this kind of effort... how stupid.

Bernita said...

An even more distasteful approach than usual.

Kim Rossi Stagliano said...

Good greef.....

David Isaak said...

"Does anyone actually fall for that crap?"

Yep. Read the nonfiction book "The Informant" about a major embezzler. He lost most of the money he stole to the Nigerian version of that letter.

Stranger than fiction. Stupider, too.