Monday, December 01, 2008

I CAN HAZ MANUSCRIPTZ

Tooloose's Clazz on Book Publizity 101


Imagine if you will waking up to this visage staring at you.
So Tooloose has or rather haz this idea. He thinkz rather than him taking the time to actually write a book he can help you promote yourz.
So here it is.
TOOLOOSE WOOD'Z TOP FIVE ZECRETZ FOR AUTHORZ.

1. Replace the Z on your computer with a Z (Oppz already did that). This way the readerz will know you are on the cutting edge of literature.

2. Pay somebody famouz to carry your book around. Like Hulk Holgan or the little tiny pointlezz dog in all thoze dizney moviez.

3. Leave your book in reztroomz all over like at airportz and train ztationz and reztaurantz.

4.Zneak into Good Morning America or the Today zhow and do not get thrown out.

5. Write another book that iz better than your firzt one.


Zo there you have it boyz and girlz and azpiring writerz.

Now.

Where is the cat fud you promized me?

9 comments:

Jay said...

Uh, oh. touloose has been reading I can haz cheezburgers!

Ric said...

Any of thoze will work.

Catz Rule! Of courze, #5 will work the bezt.

Kanani said...

Toulouze iz za catz whizkerz.

Lisa said...

Funny ztuff!

ORION said...

yeah Jay, I tried to hide it from him but when he read how much they sold their web site for he hit the roof and said they were taking advantage of indigenous cats...

Janet said...

I just thought you should know: another writer is schlepping her cat Toulouse around...

Holly Kennedy said...

Tooloose, you need to start your own blog. Poor Pat needs hers back :)

Brenda said...

This is the cat's meow...lol!

Mia King said...

OMG! Too funny. Clearly we are in the wrong business!